here are some the emo i found..sry for the all the emo.!

Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They'd rather sit in the dark and cry.

Q: How can you tell it's an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude?
A: Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for LiveJournal URL.

Q: What's the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
A: Emo grass cuts itself.

Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: "Stop crying. You're stealing all of the negative attention."

Q: What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
A: The baby doesn't cry.

Q: How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?

A: Cut the rope.

Q: Why didn't the emo kid cross the road?

A: Because she never left the house!

Q: What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

A: You cry when you cut an onion.

Q: What do you call an emo kid laying in the road?

A: A speed bump.

Q: How many emo kids does it take to make a cheesecake?

A: None, there are no emo kids in cheesecake.

Q: How does an emo kid paint his ceiling black?

A: He dyes his hair and starts jumping up and down on the bed.

Q: How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito?

A: Four: One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a MySpace bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and One to microwave the burrito.

Q: How do you stop an emo kid from drowning?

A: Give him a tissue.

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LES GOODLUCK.!